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| Why I REMOVED the EXHAUST from my CAR |
| Cars & Trucks, Etc. : Foreign : Hyundai |
| 03/15/06 |
.........Did you ever try to blow a full breath of air through a straw?
Thats what your car's exhaust is like. I wanted better gas mileage, a unique sound, and alarm the furious liberals that will bitch about a car's exhaust, yet take a JET AIRPLANE to South America to save the rain forest.
1) Raise car on jackstands.
2) Find exhaust manifold/header bolts. (About two or three per side)
3) Unbolt EVERYTHING after the manifolds from the CATALYCTIC CONVERTER on back.
4) Wrap all sensors in alluminum foil to "trick" cars computer into thinking the emmmisions/exhaust system is okay. Tuck them against a metal portion of the undercarriage so they remain grounded.
...Drive with GLEE! Rev motor repeatedly at stoplights. Get into noise contests with the Harley-homos. Drive around Berkeley, UC Davis, or Stanford and amusedly smile and wave at the disgusted faces..Rev some more.
.......Enjoy BETTER GAS MILEAGE!
.......Enjoy MORE POWER! (Much, much more POWER, your engine isnt trying to exhale through a 2 inch pipe.)
* NOTE: Law enforcement officials do not approve of this. QUICKLY shift to nuetral to mute the rumble to a dull rumble to avoid being detected when you see police. Also, you must PUT THE EXHAUST SYSTEM BACK ON when emmissions inspection time comes around. However, dont sweat it, you are only a few bolts away from freedom. Take it right back off!
Try it, its cool! Wether you drive a mundane hyundai, or a screaming Mustang GT, one can truly enjoy the unique sounds and benefits of open-exhaust Motoring!....(* Note: For TRUE liberal-baiting results, do this to an SUV.It rocks!)
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