How can you say to your brother, “Let me take the speck out of your eye?” when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?
THE LESSON OF THIS STORY HAS A TRUE DEEP MORAL VALUE but it is out of reach for the limited intelligence of most people. Need an IQ greater or equal to 0.
A chef had created a new kind of vinegar that can do miracles in the kitchen. Thanks to the new vinegar, the food is now quite tasty. Scientists have discovered that it has physical and mental health benefits. You can indulge without guilt. It’s a miracle. Everybody wants to buy the vinegar and wants to know more about this Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine, Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine.
The chef wrote some instructions and recipes. But before the chef expired (of a heart attack… but that’s another story) he published his manuscript. Since the Chef wrote in an exotic dialect, we have provided our best attempt at a translation:
Item A- “The instructions and recipes on this bottle are to be followed without any modifications. You may not use this vinegar in any other ways than instructed. No questions. Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine”
The manufacturer of the vinegar was concerned about profits: the company was located near a nitro-glycerin plant, a rat poison making plant and a nuclear plant.
For the Chef had said:
“Do not use this vinegar close to a nitro-glycerin plant or a rat poison making plant or nuclear plant.”(Lest there be an explosion and pollution)
However, future translators added:
”Questioning and doubting of the instructions is NOT ALLOWED: any questions will result in an explosion; i.e.-nitroglycerin, radio-active poison with no antidote. Its misuse will attract zillions of rats.”
“Use this vinegar in the kitchen to cook, to make a salad, vinaigrette. It can enhance the taste of so many things in the kitchen and make you a cordon bleu chef.” Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine.
The instructions and recipes are endless and come with a little pamphlet attached to the bottle.
The translators did not understand everything very well and were sometimes lost. They did not translate everything correctly.
Sometimes the translators became creative, resulting in:
“First thing that you must do when you open your bottle of Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar is to throw half of it into the eyes of any of your children whose names start with any of the letters G,L,B,T,J and B. The second thing to do is to mix the other half with one cup of ketchup. Mix the vinegar and ketchup and dip your favorite vegetables in the casserole. The vinegar will make your vegetables tasty. Do not alter this fabulous recipe in any way or some ingredients may lose nutritional value.”
Future generations of translators added:
“Upon opening the bottle of Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar, throw half into the pants of your children whose names start with G, B, T, J and B, then mix the other half with meat for eight hours. Cut the tender meat into cubes. Do not alter this fabulous recipe in any way otherwise some ingredients may lose some of their nutritional value. Invite your neighbor if you don’t have all the required ingredients and have a fiesta.”
V05: “You shall not judge those who don’t use my vinegar, I am your chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine. Those who don’t use my vinegar don’t use it because they have not tasted it.
V06 ”Never substitute my vinegar for other vinegar like balsamic or red wine vinegars; I am the Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine.”
They also translated V99 as follows; the translation is probably accurate:
V99“If vinegar gets into your eyes, rinse eyes immediately and call a physician.”
The manufacturer decided to sell its vinegar quickly and efficiently through about multi-level marketing. So, you had to become a member of a club to sell it. Each customer and or seller was required to bring one new recruit per day or else each risk an explosion in their face… even those who were not members still did risk an explosion in their face.
Soon, everybody was using Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar and is impressed by how great everything is at the dinner table. The vinegar made pizzas low calorie, everything tasted so great. Even butter had low calorie. Obesity and diabetes became non-existent. Millions of people began using Chef Casentbon DanLaCuisine’s vinegar. There was problem though; some recipes were outrageously mistranslated.
The vinegar manufacturer, LaKitchenDeChezNous stressed the importance following the instructions attached to the bottle. They warned of the awful consequences would follow if these instructions were not followed exactly.
The vinegar will explode and become one of the most violent radio-active poisons if they don’t do what’s required. They also warn everyone that it is their responsibility to make sure that if they know of anyone who is not following those instructions that their house will become radio-active if they don’t make them use it. Even questioning those instructions will get Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar radio-active in your kitchen because the vinegar is very temperamental. The media advertise the manufacturer’s warning. Even the president supports the manufacturer’s claims.
A minority group finally proposed a ban on any vinegar that was not from Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine. The ban was quite good new for the company. The president said that he would push for the ban because it would increase the sales of the company and that he too would benefit from this ban because he had invested in the company a lot of money.
Soon enough, everyone in the country starts throwing vinegar into their children's eyes whose names start by G,B,T,J,B and L. Lillian, a 3 year old, Gillian a 10 year old, Guy a 4 year old, Lori a teenager, Louis a 7 year old and Louisette who is on the street are now blind and they hate vinegar but the citizens know that it is for the best. They even turned to prostitution, drug use, pornography etc. They have been “kidnapped” by the streets and the parents are accomplices. All boys whose names are starting by the letters B,T and J are infertile.
These BTLGJ starting names kids lost their appetite for Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar. The parents start hating those kids because they don't like vinegar. They claim that those kids will die of diabetes or obesity.
The kids are lost and are living with hypocrite parents who hate their eyes. It becomes so bad that even the kids at school whose names don't start with the letter L,J,B or G throw vinegar into the kids' eyes whose names start by the letter G,B,J or L. Many young boys also have become infertile for life because of the misuse of Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar.
Somebody questions the accuracy of the translations of the instructions of the use of the vinegar. Thank God that this person works for the manufacturer and has access to the original documents that Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine wrote with his own hands. He questions the translations because all those instructions are in a complete contradiction with V99.
He discovers that many of the translations are incorrect. All those recipes that called for these cruel actions were indeed mistranslations.
The manufacturer reminded the population of V01 and that if they questioned any of the instructions on the bottle, they would die. They said that V99 was not violated because it did NOT specifically say that the children with names starting with the letters G,B,L or T were entitled to medical attention if their eyes were infected with the vinegar. They even said that those children deserve to die because they did not like Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s vinegar anyway. That they turned to evil vinegars like red wine vinegars and balsamic vinegars which were condemned by Chef Casentbon DansLacCuisine.
But the manufacturer, the media, the Church, the clergy kept insisting and warning the population that V99 did not specifically address the children with names starting with the letters J,L,B,G and T.
Some minority groups said that V99 is not violated because it does not specifically address the children whose names start with B,J,L,T,S and W. In order to be violated, V99 should have read:” Do not throw into a child's eyes even if his/her name starts by the letters L,J,T OR G. Seek medical attention even if the child’s name starts with the letters G,T,B,W,S or T".
Unfortunately because of the multi-marketing strategy adopted by the company, the market became saturated. It was no longer possible to find a new recruit for anyone as everybody was already recruited. The manufacturer could not find more of the essential ingredients necessary to make the vinegar. The planet became very acidic because of the irresponsible growth of the manufacturer and its sales. The planet suffered the green house effect. **
Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine’s mistranslations were used at the dinner table by Hitler, the Taliban and the bushy Nazis. Always use a splash on any minority that you don’t like. Here’s some quote from people who were having a picnic in the bush:”Could someone give me the hatepropaganda shaker please, I need some to put on my gingerbread men, I don’t like them, they are too expensive”, “It is behind the humanright shredder”, ”I want that too! I will shred them.” at the dinner table
We learnt later that Chef Casentbon DansLaCuisine was murdered by the owner of the company. The motive was that the Chef wanted the consumers to know about the dangers associated to the use of the vinegar near some nuclear plants.
Learn more about the Scripture Taken Out of Context (STOC) and how Satan ruthlessly inserted evil hatred in it. Learn more about how the hate mongers, the extreme right wings, the religious rights and the fanatics have been blinded by Satan with the illusion of the knowledge of the word of God to sell hatred and why the black angel has been so successful. Satan’s mafia has falsified the word of God. Claiming that God doesn’t love equally certain groups of people is an evil fraud. The GLTBJBSWE* are all equal children of God and God loves all of them the way they are.
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*Black, Jews, Bisexual, Women, Eunuchs, Slaves, Men, Free, White, Gays, Lesbians, Transgenders etc.
** The multi-level marketing is just illustrating that an irresponsible rate of reproduction means death. This is a burden that has been put on some family by many religious cults. There are 6 billion people worldwide. At this rate, we are going to be 12 billion before 20045. Already the earth is sending signals that such practice is not viable and is obviously immoral.
Moral of the story:
• God said to believe in Him and, He never said be stupid.
• Always question those special interest groups and use your good judgment; God gave you a brain to use it, He did not say leave it out the door when you read.
• A society that reproduces too quickly is not viable. Soon the planet won’t be able to provide for all our needs because there will not enough resources and too much pollution. At the speed that we make babies, thank to the Catholic Church, we are heading straight to disaster. The burden that the Catholic Church puts on families to reproduce like vermin and virus is immoral and not viable. The Catholic Church rejects everything that doesn’t make one baby per year. It’s sickening.
• You should treat all your kids equally. As a good parent, if one of your kids gossips against his/her sibling, you should tell the gossiper off. You should not support and encourage the gossip. If one should be punished, it should be the gossiper.
• Translations are not the real thing.
• When propaganda is born, Hell rises.
At the end of the day when common sense has subsided to the benefit of a religion; everybody becomes subject manipulation. If somebody doesn’t fit the mould, the religious wing kills him/her and claims that their actions are God’s will.
Did you know that in order to be a good Christian, you must hate your parents, you must hate your children, and you must hate your sisters and brothers? You must also hate your own life. Otherwise, you can’t be in the family of God.
Luke 14:25-26 (New International Version)
The Cost of Being a Disciple
25Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple.
The only reason that this wouldn’t work is that it would attack the majority and the majority would question it. They would use their common sense and see through the scum. Unfortunately, the Scriptures Taken Out of Context works very well against a minorities: slavery, the Holocaust, BGLTs etc.
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIANITY AND CHURCHIANITY. IT’S AS BIG AS GOOD AND EVIL.
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