God, how I'd like to fall in love again. Pretty simple, I figure. Except not so much.
I'm an average woman -- work hard, normal level of stress, like movies -- with an even-keeled temperament. I've lost a couple people in my family (not misplaced...they died), so I have moments of melancholy, but they pass. I think they're okay, anyway. They make me human. Favorite movies include To Kill a Mockingbird and It's a Wonderful Life...as well as quirky, bizarrely funny movies like Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman. David Sedaris and his writing make me laugh to the point where I'm shaking but not making any noise. I can't stand the term BBW, but all things being relative, I do have more to appreciate than the average woman. And I'm attractive. Brunette. Glasses. Told I have a cute nose, pretty skin, shiny hair and a nice smile.
I'm looking for a good guy. Kind. Thoughtful. Confident but not arrogant. Strong of heart, mind and body, yet tender with me. Quiet at times and silly at others. Wit is good. So are smarts. You'll like a gal who's kindhearted and compassionate but feisty about politics, justice, truth, peaches, integrity, reality TV, religion, Tom-Cruise-As-the-Antichrist-and-Katie-Holmes-Implanted-With-the-Seed-of-L-Ron-Hubbard-and-now-carrying-the-spawn-of-Satan, and anyone pathetic enough to attempt to dis Jon Stewart. It would be a plus if you smelled yummy. And are a good kisser. Because I'm one (I have witnesses that will attest to the claim, if needed).
Everything else is chemistry, and we all know that's hard to nail. But what the hell...maybe tossing this request out into the universe will start some chain of events and I'll find him. You. Whoever you are.
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