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| The golfer (financial district) |
| Cars & Trucks, Etc. : American : Eagle |
| 03/15/06 |
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by
a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
"Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks
the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side
again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of
your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his
side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of
your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks
alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because
you don't know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward
you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."
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