Looking for a great story to document? (original poster)
Reply to: anon-116307314@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-12, 6:50PM PST
Sorry everybody, sent this off without proofreading. Here's the post as it should read, changes in caps.
If you are a filmmaker that is always on the lookout for an interesting story ABOUT ASSHOLES, we think we've got one for ya.
Two best friends, Emo & Jefferson are about to attept something that has BEEN DONE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TIMES. IF THE NUMBER OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS TRIED TO OPEN A GIMMICK RESTAURANT IN A LOW INCOME GENTRIFIED NEIGHBORHOOD WERE LAID END TO END, IT WOULD EXTEND FROM EARTH TO URANUS, WHERE YOU WOULD FIND YOUR HEAD IF YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. From scratch, from zero, without financing, EXCEPT WHAT THEY GET FROM THEIR RICH PARENTS, they have just begun the undertaking of opening up the most environmentally responsible restaurant in the world. That is the GREENEST restaurant in the world. Literally and figurativelY, AND STUPIDLY.
You see, as these two scour San Francisco’s thrift stores, for recycled coffee mugs, plates, glassware, tables, chair – and everything they’ll need to open up a fully functional restaurant in the next several months – to make things interesting, everything they are collecting is the color green. GET IT!!!! GET IT!!!!
This will be no ordinary place. INDEED, HERE YOU WILL FIND THE MOST RETARDED PEOPLE IN AMERICA. Emo and Jefferson are both DOWNES SYNDROMES SUFFERERS AND ASSHOLES and “V” is going to be nutz. For all the details, go here: www.Vrestaurant.com
We’d like to invite you to follow us into Thrift Stores, to sit in on job interviews (where the applicants will mostly likely show up in costume, DRESSED AS BIPEDAL HOMINIDS), to climb to the roof with us as we install solar panels, to be there as we fight and get over it, AND PRACTICE FIGHTING AND GETTING OVER IT FOR YOUR FILM CREW.
We think that V will become an instant San Francisco institution and we are inviting you to get in on this from the ground floor. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE RETARDED.
Jefferson
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