It's been a rough search, but I'm sure it will be worth the wait once I find the right gemini to date. Don't get me wrong. I'm not some cheesy new age astrology guy who lives his life by this stuff. Frankly, I'm a pretty well grounded person who lives a rational life and does very logic oriented kind of work. Reason can't deny what I've come across time and time again though. You geimini's are hot! HOT! HOT! HOT!
I'm going through a huge transitional period in my life. It's like a going out of business sale. Except for all my gorgeous friends, everything must go! It’s a really exciting time for me and I’m looking for a woman to share it with. I’m looking for a woman who:
- Is a gemini
- Is very strong - I'm a strong man looking to get stronger.
- Is very intelligent. I like big brains. Ideally, you'll be all hips, and brains, and breast.
- Is very caring and understanding. Not just for me, but because I want someone who
interacts with other folks in a sweet and loving manner. Someone who is generally
supportive of folks around her, in a healthy, love is oozing out of my
pores kind of way.
- Realizes how unfair, unjust, and brutal this world can be, but, and this is important, is sweet and loving to people because of this realization. If you understand this email
me immediately.
- Is funny. You know, I could really go for a girl who likes to crack jokes all the time.
I love to laugh myself.
- Doesn't expect me to be her dad. In return I won't expect you to be my mom. Though, if
things go really well between us, at some point I might yell out "!!!hay, mamasita!!!"
- Is not obscenely self absorbed. You're allowed to take yourself or work too seriously at some points, but
that's it. You have to be grounded by the fact that you are:
a. One of like a gazilion billion people in this world.
b. Whatever you are doing is very likely not going to matter 100 years from now.
- You live for your meals. (I live for mine.)
- Doesn't obsess over animals. You can love them. You can care for them greatly, but you absolutely must
grasp that pets are pets and people are people.
- Is attractive and takes care of themselves.
I'm not sure what exactly to say about myself. I can say this for sure: I wouldn't ask for all of the above
if I didn't think I had as much to offer in return.
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