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| Seeking a Friend with Benifits for 'The Papa' - 36 (danville / san ramon) |
| Cars & Trucks, Etc. : Foreign : Volvo |
| 03/15/06 |
Hello all you humans in cyberspace. I just thought I would see if I could find a friend for the papa out here. That's me, the one laying on my mat. And that tall human sitting up? … the tall goofy fuck with that big stupid ass grin on his face? Yeah him! That's the papa! Yeah, he can't do nothing right. He can't even get laid on his own so I decided to take matters into my own paws. I'm sick of his shit! Wakes me up right out of a good sleep cause he has the urge to rub one out. In the middle of the night - can you believe that?
Like last night, I'm in the middle of my favorite dream: The one where I have that little Red Head Dreadlock Hawaiian Punch dude trapped under the couch. He's got nowhere to go and red's my favorite flavor. I'm about to sneak around behind the couch and have myself a tasty little fruit punch flavored morsel and in my deep state of REM I'm awakened by the faint sound of a human groan. I wake up to see the sheets flying up and down and the papa moaning. So in my hazy state I still think it's still a deam and that little thirst quenching figurine is under the sheets attacking the papa. So I Pounce!!! And then the papa starts yelling at me "SASHA NO!" So I give him that sideways look of curiousity. Sasha No? I think to myself "hey, you're the one defiling yourself and you're telling me no?" Male's are unreal. That's why those things turn red, they are always playing with them or licking them. And then the kicker? He kicks me outside and goes about his business. I ain’t going through that crap again.
I think I know the papa pretty well. I know he doesn't care about age but he takes care of himself and I know he likes women who do the same. You would think a human so stupid wouldn't be such a pain in the ass. Yet, I still have a soft spot for the papa and I want to see him happy. Or at least see me get a good nights sleep, so here I am. The papa can't do it on his own, he got no personality. Yeah he gives some pretty good scratcha' butt but he's got none of that sense of humor stuff that the women all like. And he’s got tattoos. Who the hell wants to be with someone that paints their skin? I would sooner wear one of those ridiculous dog sweaters before I would paint my body. Well at least he's tall, he's got that going for him. And he's in good shape. I take him on mt. bike rides and he keeps up allright. He also does this funny looking stuff he calls yoga but I think he just made that up and he's trying to lick himself. He has big soft hands and other humans tell him he smells good but personally, I would rather sniff some ass. He also drives wagon. And not a cool wagon that's lowered with big shiny spinning rims that goes BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! No I mean a really gay ass red volvo station wagon. When you see it you will swear he's a homo. And between you and me, I think he is. In fact I'm going to post in the mfm section next. Hey, I'm getting desperate here, I need some sleep.
I keep the papa pretty busy so you can't have full time relationship with him. Nope, that would cut into my belly rub and scratcha' butt quality time. But if you're nice I'll let him go hang out sometimes. He likes to go to The fillmore and catch live music. He likes lots of different music as is always gong places to check it out. He’s not a big fan of that rap music though. . He says gangster rap just helps perpetrate the negative images of the black man. But personally I really like that Snoop dog. I don’t care what the papa says, that niggaz i-ight with me. I guess that's it. Let me know what you think and I'll see what I can do for you.
Oh, and one more thing. I personally like to roll in shit. In fact I am quit the connoisseur of feces and have somewhat of an affinity for the stool of the bovine and equine families. I think it's a pleasant aroma and compliments my natural body odor rather nicely. But I will not, I repeat, I will not allow the papa to go near a Republican and get any of their disgusting scent on him. That is just foul. I may be a dog but I have a sense of decency
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