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| Roomate, I can't watch TV with you anymore while you masturbate! |
| Antiques & Collectables : Old Furniture |
| 03/15/06 |
I'm a single (divorced) man that agreed to take in a female roomate as a favor for a friend. She's in her mid twentites, and seemed nice enough, though I'm much older. She's rather quiet, doesn't date at all, and rarely goes out.
She hangs out in the livingroom more than anywhere. She says her bedroom is too cold and only likes to sleep there at night with about ten comforters over her.
She's lucky that I like to cook, or she'd be ordering out all the time. She can't cook. She can really put away the food; fine with me, I don't care how overweight she gets. I'm just her "temporary" roomate.
I have a large screen TV which she LOVES. I also have large overstuffed furniture (good for HER), but she chooses to sit on the sofa right next to me (within inches) and watch TV. I might be reading, or watching TV too. I asked her to give me a little room and she scooted over an inch or two and pouted.
But you're so cuddly she told me. Well, here's a nice soft pillow: cuddle THAT.
And give me some breathing room!!!
Obviously I've been driven to the "RANTING" stage, so here it is. I can't BELIEVE what she's been doing lately. She usually just gets home from work, puts on her well worn robe and stays that way until bedtime. She doesn't wear a bra, and her breasts (very large) are all over the place. She obviously thinks nothing of it and doesn't understand the meaning of modesty. Hey, I don't walk around with my bathrobe open, naked underneath while exposing my privates!! Actually, I used to like to hang out in my briefs or sometimes just butt naked, but can't anymore with her here.
To get to the point: I've learned that she is definitely a TV addict. She's planted on that sofa every night, breasts ahoy, usually with a snack (micro popcorn, candy, chips, whatever). Glued. Now she's more relaxed and puts her bare feet up on the table in front of the sofa, practically spread eagled, munching away. Not attractive. Every night. I've tried sitting in other areas of the room, but being the creature of habit that I can be, I LIKE my spot on the sofa! So here's what she's been doing lately, to my astonishment. She usually stuffs her snacks in her mouth with her left hand (I'm on her right) and stares transfixed at the big TV. It's like I'm not even in the room. And what has she started doing? Yes, folks: drum roll here. She's been fingering herself with that unused RIGHT HAND on MY side. Fingering away. And with her left hand tossing handfuls of popcorn in her mouth. There she is folks. Watch the large breasted woman eat popcorn, feet planted on the table, knees wide, while she does her finger dance with her vagina!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!
She seems oblivious that I'm right next to her. I got up and went to my bedroom. Yikes! Is she AWARE? Is she trying to turn me on? Is this some sort of unspoken invitation??? WTF? What would she say if I pulled out my peen and started whacking off while eating popcorn and watching Grey's Anatomy? HUNH???
I didn't say a word. Next night, SAME THING! Back to my room I go. I returned to the living room just as she reached a rather explosive orgasm and she turned and looked directly at me while semi-convulsing on the couch!!! Ahhhhh!!! It was that scene right out of the Exorcist!
The kicker: SHE ASKED ME, WOULD YOU MIND GETTING ME A HANDTOWEL FROM THE BATHROOM????
There's no shame in her game, that's for sure!!! Talk about uninhibited? I think she's SICK; definitely not normal behavior. She could have warned me that she was addicted to masturbating while watching TV and snacking!!
I don't know how to bring this up. Tonight I'm going directly to my room. I have a nice TV in there, my computer, stereo; everything I could need. I guess she's taken over the living room with her masturbatory habits!!!
I'm glad I've got stainguard on my $4,000.00 sofa! DAMN!!!
How would you react to this? How? HOW?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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