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| RESPONSE TO 10 REASONS IT'S GREAT TO BE BLACK |
| Cars & Trucks, Etc. : Trailer |
| 03/15/06 |
Ten Reasons Why it’s great to be white:
1. If you go swimming with your dog, nobody will notice, because you both smell the same when you get wet.
2. If you run out of sugar, you can always borrow a cup from the trailer next door.
3. Your mouth has to be clean; after all, you French kiss your dogs and a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s right? (Dog ball breath might be a little problem, though . . . )
4. You don’t need night lights, just sleep naked and throw the covers off when you want to see something in a dark room.
5. You can be a vagrant for twenty years, shave and clean yourself up, and have a job before any person of color.
6. You can shoplift in any store without being suspected by security.
7. You can watch your kids eating out of the toilet or the garbage can and just laugh and videotape them without stopping them.
8. You can tell all other races to go back where they come from without ever even considering going back to Europe. (and leaving this land to its true owners -- native Americans)
9. You can “discover” new lands all over the world, kill and oppress all the native inhabitants and say God told you to do it.
10. You tell me to go back to Africa, but you won’t pay my airfare, even though you stole my ancestors from there.
P.S. I’m still waiting on my forty acres and mule . . . All I’ve gotten so far is a forty ounce and a pit bull . . . REPARATIONS NOW!!!!!
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