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| Re:10 Reasons it's Great to be White |
| Cars & Trucks, Etc. : Trailer |
| 03/15/06 |
Ten Reasons Why it’s great to be white:
1. If you go swimming with your dog, nobody will notice, because you both smell the same when you get wet. ** Funny Black Man. We bathe, You stink. We don't.
2. If you run out of sugar, you can always borrow a cup from the trailer next door. ** Right. Percentage of Whites in Trailers vs Whites that own their homes vs Blacks that own anything ...
3. Your mouth has to be clean; after all, you French kiss your dogs and a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s right? (Dog ball breath might be a little problem, though . . . ) ** You Blacks suck crack pipes and fuck crack whores. What cock has your mouth been on negroe?
4. You don’t need night lights, just sleep naked and throw the covers off when you want to see something in a dark room. ** At least we can be seen in the dark, if we want to be.
You are shadow people.
5. You can be a vagrant for twenty years, shave and clean yourself up, and have a job before any person of color. ** That's because we make our opportunities instead of whining and crying "The world owes me a living!"
6. You can shoplift in any store without being suspected by security.
** Maybe because White people aren't as known as being criminals as you Blacks? Hmmmm! That's a thought to consider huh?
Whoops! Sorry, I guess thinking isn't one of your better attributes.
7. You can watch your kids eating out of the toilet or the garbage can and just laugh and videotape them without stopping them. ** You are confusing white folks with black folks.
Again, it's difficult for you to think clearly. Must be the generations of dope and shit eating.
8. You can tell all other races to go back where they come from without ever even considering going back to Europe. (and leaving this land to its true owners -- native Americans) ** Yeah, they are another genius race. They hadn't even discovered the wheel! Wait! Neither had the blacks ...
9. You can “discover” new lands all over the world, kill and oppress all the native inhabitants and say God told you to do it. ** C'mon blacky, you're really stretching on that one. Of course God told us to do it! Manifest Destiny.
The blacks sure as hell weren't contributing anything to the world.
10. You tell me to go back to Africa, but you won’t pay my airfare, even though you stole my ancestors from there. ** Wrong again shoe-black. Your own people 'SOLD' you to us. You were slaves to them. The defeated, the loseres of the black world.
And again, you were wrong. At the turn of the century, many folks contributed to send darkies back where they came from.
Wait! Here is another example of a black asking for a hand out. Gimme, Gimme, Gimme ... Get a fucking job!
P.S. I’m still waiting on my forty acres and mule . . . All I’ve gotten so far is a forty ounce and a pit bull . . . REPARATIONS NOW!!!!!
** Fuck you and your reparations. If our 'gubbermint' is really ever so stupid as to attempt to hand out more of LBJ's Great Society to you loafers, slugs and useless element, there will be a class action suit on behalf of every and any 'indentured servant' Whitey who came to the 'new land' as a tobacco hand... long before darky came to our shores.
OK ... Read your history. Get an education. Learn about the things you are talking about before you open that big mouth of yours and get those lips flappin' in the wind.
Get an education, get some self respect. get up off your ass and make somethng of yourself.
Quit your bitchin' negroe.
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