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| Re: (Write a story why you deserve it,get it send pic) Black Card Amex - 27 |
| Antiques & Collectables : Services & Stores |
| 03/15/06 |
What in the hell is this? Is this not the most pathetic thing you've ever read? Who brags about how wealthy they are on a free site? What a joke!!! And it only gets better--it's not even a personal card, but a business card and the guy owns a carpet cleaning business and scrub hat business he started with his wife. Yeah, he must be a big man. Maybe in Austin, this is impressive...
He must have many other "short"comings if he feels such a thing is necessary. Too bad the pretty little card still can't get you a date, at least, not with a woman who won't require cash up front (the nicer ones will take your plastic though).
Oh, and btw, the truly wealthy don't need a freakin' card. Their names or a strategically placed phone call open all the doors they need. They run accounts or tabs---they don't need an American Express Black card. And most of all, they don't brag about it. They don't need to. It's only nouveau-riche, postering peons with no class that do such things.
Original ad:
AMERICAN EXPRESS BLACK CARD - exp 07/08 A date with me. Priceless. First of all, you can't just "apply today" for this little piece of smart plastic. Only American Express top customers are offered this "invitation only" experience -- and even then they don't order it. It simply arrives one day in the mail, presented in a svelte box complete with padding and a nice, velvety scent. It may not be diamonds, but it sure can get you some. The card, which has no credit limit (it has been rumored to purchase Porsches on the spot), conforms to American Express traditional payment options, and I?m guessing that if you are the type who only pays the monthly interest on your balance, you're probably not on their list. American Express developed the black 'Centurion Card' for its very best customers. It is so exclusive that you won't even find details of it on the American Express website. It's available by 'invitation only'. The Centurion Card, popularly known as the Black Card, is American Express's most exclusive charge card. Rumors of a special, black-colored card offering dignitaries and celebrities unlimited spending power and after-hours access to high-end stores.Then, when you've got a few moments to spare, private clubs around the world will open their doors with a flash of the card, and DKNY, Cerrutti, Celine and Valentino will arrange for private after-hours shopping sessions. This kind of spending brings plenty of benefits, including a personal travel counselor to handle all travel needs, and a personal concierge to help with anything from special occasion planning and selecting ideal gifts, to locating unusual items. James Bush, Senior Vice President of Consumer Marketing, said at the launch of the card: "We created the Centurion Card in response to customer research that identified a small but affluent group of cardmembers for whom individual attention and access to previously unavailable elite travel benefits was of great interest." Now you can have David Marquardt's personal black card today. David Marquardt started both www.blueskyscrubs.com and www.thesteamteam.com
this is in or around Austin
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