Now, the monitor I was looking at had really bad resolution earlier today ... I mean very poor resolution .. kinda' like me right after New Years' ...
but I thought I saw this headline:
"Microsoft to merge with Crisco"
Now, all kidding aside .. and you all know me ... Ruler ...and I'm not normally one to descend into hucksterism and cajolity over anything this serious ...
but Microsoft and Crisco?
are we talking "Window Dressing"?
perhaps instead of "Windows shortcuts" ... we'll be seeing "Windows Shortening cuts" ....
They must need the Crisco for this push away from "Trans-fats" I've read about ... over to what? "Transistor fats"?
What's next???
Symantec merging with Aunt Jemima???
I can see it now !!!!
The new anti-virus maple syrup !!! called "Aunt Jemantec" !!!
Ruler .. is down to 5 days left to go on the board
Oh, .. I heard there'll be a sequel to Brokeback Mountain done over in "my" Ireland ... called "Shamrock mountain" ... git down,. laddie ...
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