Okay I had a girlfriend.
She was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I loved her so much.
But she found another guy. She says his pet rat is bigger than mine.
She told me it was over.
My heart was splattered like the barf on Van Ness.
But I have a great loft in the heart of Union Square.
It's a whole box that used to hold a refrigerator.
All my clothes are in it too. And my beer bottle collection.
It smells really good.
Are you looking for a sweetheart of a guy
and all the Mad Dog 20/20 you can drink?
Come and knock on my box.
Steve
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