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| Is she Bored, Starved for Attention, or just Ugly? - 22 (SOMA / south beach) |
| Pets & Animals : Free to Good Home |
| 03/15/06 |
So my room mate put me up to writing her a craigslist ad once, and now she's asking me to again. Read the whole thing before responding.
I'm her gay room mate. If you're into girls who wear too much black (complete with matching black hair), like more gin than tonic in their G&T's, and who thinks she is more literate than anyone she knows, then keep reading. She's 22, white, like 6 ft. tall, and not fat (she's a girl so what do I care how she looks). She prefers tall guys who aren't afraid of a drink, who can give a girl a hard time (but not on the first date), and who are not losers. If you live at home with your parents, like Ice Dancing, or have made out with your sister, please don't apply unless your excuse is funny or good.
You'll have a better chance if you're 25-30, have a job, and are interesting. Also, she generally prefers white emo type boys, Feel free to try your luck. I make no promises, I'm just her gay room mate. If you have a problem with what's in this ad, keep in mind she didn't write it. send a photo or a link to myspace and you'll have a better chance also.
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