I am lagging on certain projects. And, by the way, those of you that responded to an inventor assistant ad about a month and a half ago, you should be receiving your email at this time. Ready, set, go. Assistant does one and preferably all three of the following, the things that I am not best at as part in my projects.
1) I write good science fiction and great visionary stuff. However, it just sits here, I don't send it out. I have self-published four books. Sell these items, and I show you how, easy, for 15% commission. Romulans have placed a brain-lock on me with regards to finishing the task. As we do this project, I show you how to micro-market in all 22 metroplexes, and we both begin to make multiples of $44,000 dollars each per month after a couple of years (ask me how). So, in this one, you are both literary agent, and take part in a new type of direct sales by metroplex. I did this briefly, on a smaller scale, and then realized I had discovered something obvious and basic.
2) I have 50 invention ideas, and I know the four steps: a)idea b)design plan and component machining c)prototype assembly and testing d) industry promotion by the 27+ methods, including patent, joint venture, and establishing your own manufacturing concern (Reno or overseas). Assitant(s) will do the "busy work" clear and simple, and hopefully brainstorm on ideas and project topics. Great working environment. Receive 25% of the profit of the product I get, for the lifetime of the product in the market, plus the same share if product goes off-market and we need to sell it again, until its cycle is over.
3) The more I think of this, the more it is like this: I have begun, in my mind (the best place), a company called Future Inc. This company has 3 divisions. Fundamental physics research and applications, an inventions development branch, and a visionary branch. The Visionary branch is called Department of Good Ideas, and this begins a new American and World institution. If you remember, what an institution was is a normative way of solving a recurring social problem. Like banks, hospitals, schools, etc. Well, the new one I started is called the Department of Good Ideas. In this one, a world community website has been built and its use is the following: each person can and should go there; it is everyone's site. It forms a central band of ALL of the questions all the people on Earth have regarding ALL of the problems, big and small. Of course there will be malicious and silly and crazy postings; my filters take care of that. The idea is all of the people go there and post all the problems, then all the creative problem solvers go there and post solutions, soulutions, and simplifications (Gauss' theorem, Green's theorem, etc). Then, the people who are not creative problem solvers, but want to serve the human race, in whom service is innate or learned, promote the site to, get this, "Media Champions." Whatever happened to the champion system, mighty warriors who defend ideals and promote virtues? Whatever happened to MEANINGFUL new ideas? Heard any lately? Not me. Business as usual, and yet, funny, it sure seems something is odd, out of place, as of the last few years, n'est pas, mon amis? These champions are pointed to the website(s) by the promoters and supporters, and they amplify the answers and ideas to the world with the ear of the media. And if the media doesn't like that, like they do to my boy Bono, then guess what? They can go to hell and we begin our own magazine and television channel (I am seen on cable in California and New York, soon L.A. and Miami, public cable, you can do this too. Film makers contact me ASAP).
When we reach the "tipping point" of about 10-15% of the population, then everybody knows of this site and idea. What I will do is shift about 5 inventions into this division so we can not only serve the world but enhance our financial power base. I look good in Armani (that was for the ladies). drums: "ta ta shhhh" But seriously, folks, this site is my visionary way of beginning to think about how to get the 300 million, then the 6 billion, to "compare notes" about life and things. It is time we begin to explore the power of cooperation; if two heads are better than one, then 300 million has to be greater than two, does you not think, or don't you? This one is primary to save the world. You know, at times people ask me if with my super-scientific genius I am going to destroy the planet. I tell them of course not, that's where I keep all my stuff! I am sure we'll figure out how to make some money, but the adventure, the good vibes, the people we will meet and the excitement of having our projects take place all over the globe will be more than sufficient, I am sure. Whew! The modern attention span is 29 seconds, down from over a minute in 1959, when the 30-second commercial spots began (are you still with me??). I got this the website rolling by coming up with 100 new solutions, some to problems we didn't even know we had! The assistant in this one makes some phone calls, maybe Future Inc springs for a Vonage phone, what do you think of that? Of course, ribald and customary "joking" will be involved, you can be sure, hi-jinks, "bon mots" and such, as time permits. Maybe some tennis.
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