I browse through Craig's List often enough to know that some of you men are fed up. You're fed up with overweight women who don't take care of themselves while you're at the gym religiously taking care of your body. You're not interested in the gold diggers, single mothers with 3 kids, the unmotivated, uncultured, women who can't spell, don't have class or good hygiene, aren't athletic, blah, blah, blah.
I hear your rants in your postings about the quality of replies you get. "MUST BE ATTRACTIVE ... NO FAT CHICKS OR BBW'S!" You have every right. Here's the thing ... You're nothing to write home about either. I feel for these women that you make believe aren't good enough for you when all you do is have unrealistic standards of what you deserve in a woman. Here's a thought for you ... Why not expect in a person only what you can offer to them? It makes sense, doesn't it? If you're not attractive, guess what Santa's bringing you for Christmas, pal? It's not Barbie, but her fat cousin would suit you just fine. I've went on 4 dates from meeting men online in the last 2 years. Two of the men were better looking than their pictures. One had told me he was and the other was modest, I guess. The other 2 guys were in no way a reflection of their pictures. They were fat, ugly and I could tell they had nothing going for them. Try sending pictures from this millenium, assholes. One said he modeled. Well gravity did a number on him 15 years later when he replied to my posting. That might be important information to share with someone you're about to meet just in case they don't recognize who the hell you are. The other idiot sent me pictures of him in glasses and a hat. Me, being new to this, didn't think much of it when he showed up looking like a troll who hadn't bathed or brushed his teeth that day. Loser #1 informed me that his "roommate" who he lived with was actually his mother since he couldn't afford his own place. Very nice ... that was a turn on.
I have a lot to offer and have realized that this CL thing is for losers.
I've never had less than 200 replies to my postings which I only keep on for a few hours. They are hardly anything to get excited about. Why not listen to the author's criteria before responding? Men don't listen either. Here are some of my peeves:
"Caucasian" means white, you idiots. So when I specify that, it doesn't mean I want Mexicans and African American men responding. What a fucking waste of time. I love you people and have nothing against you, but I'm not going to take a look at your picture and suddenly get jungle fever. Don't fucking respond. How difficult is that?
"25-35". Where I went to school that meant 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 and 35. It doesn't mean 42. So take your Ivy league education and stick it somewhere because it obviously has a net worth of about 10-15 cents (again, that would be 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 or 15 cents).
"Driven" doesn't mean you're 34 and living with your family because you're still trying to figure out what you're doing with your life while working at Dunkin Donuts. We all have crap that has happened to us. Putting the tragic 1-2% aside, the "motivated" get off their asses and do things about it to change it. That's what this country is all about. Choice, freedom and never having to compromise because if you work hard enough, anything can be yours. Some sit back. Others get up and go. Want to take a guess at which one is motivated?
"Classy" This doesn't mean your email should look like this ... "wassup sexy give me a call i wanna takl to u u soond soo sexi an i wan u so bad koll me k bye sexy." WTF? Are you delirious? First, how do you know I'm sexy? Probably because you're such a loser that you will try and talk to anything in a skirt to see if you can get anywhere. It's a process of elimination for you. Oh and by the way, you're fucking ghetto. So, umm ... no thanks. You might want to work on your writing skills because there's not much else to do in prison when you're bored.
"Single" ... as in one asshole. Having a wife would eliminate you mother fucker. But ... "Don't judge me ... things aren't the way they were ... we just don't have that physical relationship anymore ... I'm just staying for the kids .." Great. So stay the fuck away from me and even though you refuse to respect your wife and children (no problem, it's just your family), doesn't mean you can disrespect me with your filth. So take your unhappy ass, put a little effort into your marriage and family or go fuck off.
"Fit, in-shape, .." I don't remember a gut being one of the shapes I learned in kindegarten. Oh, I'm sorry ... what was that, you said? Oh, baby ... you think I'm hot? I bet you do, sailor. Guess what though? I want to fuck the guy who can see his feet.
Men who write responses like "You must not have anything other than your looks to offer since you didn't say anything about yourself." Oh, really asshole? I think you might have just skipped that part since you were drooling over my confidence and didn't know how to handle it since you're so god damn intimidated. The 2 paragraphs about me, what I do, my character, likes and dislikes and what's important to me IS ABOUT ME. Hello? Here's a known secret ... men who have a negative response to a woman's confidence don't have anything to offer that woman. Men who have a postive response to a confident woman are confident themselves and appreciate a woman who has something going for her and can bring something to the relationship. Smart men realize this. Idiots just get defensive and reply with moronic emails. Thanks, though. It makes it easier to separate the men from the pieces of shit with 3 inch penises.
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