| Okay, I'm not that angry at the world but you have to admit there are a lot of idiots out there. I've probably dated about a good 60-70% of them. just kidding. So here's my deal. Do I need to go on CL to find a date? Definitely not. But I'm sick of meeting people at bars, and I tried the CL personals once, had a decent experience, but didn't find what I was looking for. Now that I've got a better deal of how this all works, I'm willing to give it a second shot.
ABOUT ME:
25 year old, half Chinese/Vietnamese, college educated, employed, and just moved back in the city roughly six months ago after ending a LTR. I have been told I'm extremely attractive, but I'm pretty down to earth. I have several tattoos and used to be heavily pierced. I smoke, swear like a sailor, burp and fart in public. I have a great sense of humor. I enjoy being spoiled, but I don't usually ask for it...I think someone should want to spoil you! I'm 5'3 and 110 lbs, but I've got a little beer gut and I don't care. I'm not a sexual prude, but I won't go having threesomes just because you think it's hot. I'm mellow, yet neurotic in my own right. I won't get all psycho on you though (unless the voices in my head tell me I have to...j/k). I'm sweet, but I don't put up with bullshit. I love cooking and being domestic, but I'm also very capable of fucking shit up! I enjoy going to live music and art shows, roaming the city, breaking stuff, eating at fancy restaurants or buying tamales out of random ppls cars, watching movies (wes anderson, tim burton, todd solandz) listening to music (punk, indie, classical, old country...almost anything except gangsta rap so sorry thugs!), reading (sedaris, hornby), DRINKING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BOOZE, dancing (80's music and electro), meeting new people, and just trying to enjoy my life despite a lot of setbacks I've had recently. Overall, I'm fabulous and you should get to know me. I'm the girlfriend everyone wishes they had, and I might be even radder than some of your guy friends.
WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
I am not necessarily looking for a boyfriend so if you are the kind to get all clingy on me after one date then you best move on. I may hang out with other people when we're getting to know each other so I don't want anyone to have set expectations and then end up feeling hurt. I'm not looking for fuck buddies. I am looking for a friendship first, and then seeing where that takes us.
- Please have a great, sarcastic sense of humor
- MUST HAVE A JOB!
- LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO. If things work out, I would like to hang out more than once a week.
- Be taller than me
- Please no excessive body, or facial hair (no mustache or goatees). I fear the bears.
- Be intellegent. (doesn't matter what education you have)
- Be confident, without being an asshole.
- Love music
- Love dancing
- Don't be a homophobe
- Sweet, but not a pushover
- Gentleman (open doors and yes, that also means taking me somewhere else besides taco stands. But trust me, my knowledge of great eateries in SF alone would make you happy to treat me out!)
- Attractive ---- as much as I hate to sound superficial, I really would like to stress the importance of attraction as being a crucial ingredient in a great relationship as well as mental compatibility
- Dress well, but not like a yuppie.
- Like to drink! Don't be a huge alcoholic, but do want to party with me when I go out and tear up the town.
- Be between the ages of 21-35. and be in reasonable shape.
- Are totally fun to hang out with and mellow.
- Like to watch people and make fun of them.
Does this sound like you? well please send me an email telling me why you're great. As much as I'd love to write everyone an email and send my pictures out to random strangers that look crazy, I will probably not write to you or send you my pictures unless I have an interest in meeting you. THE PICTURES MUST BE RECENT and detailed enough to actually see your face! I don't know who you fools think you are fooling showing people pictures from ten years ago when you know you DO NOT look like that anymore! I could also care less about the full length picture of you wearing sunglasses next to a huge view of mt. everest. I know that CL has a size limit so you can email me pictures at robotdancer7(at)aol(dot)com. (PLEASE DO NOT IM ME. I am giving my email out so we don't have to write back and forth exchanging emails because CL won't let you send your pic>>>> RANDOM IM'S WILL BE IGNORED) Thanks and good luck with your search for whatever it is you're looking for.
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