Witty repertoire?
Deep conversations?
Expensive shopping?
High end wine tasting?
Give me a break. Honestly, you ladies have worn me out. I have tried. OH HOW I'VE TRIED.
How about...
Laying in bed and watching Law and Order?
Shuffling through the leftovers to find something tasty?
Going to the corner liquor store to get the 24oz Coor Lite can(on sale for 79 cents)?
Can you believe it 79 cents?!!!
(when the time is right) lots of sex on that same bed?
I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but your killing me. I have a master's degree, a good job, hair on my head, I'm not always looking at your breasts (unless they're real nice), I have good hygiene habits, and you can tell me about all your pains and problems as we get to know each other (not the first night though). K?
Please give me a chance. I promise to treat you well (respect, romance, and talks versus fights).
Mark
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